nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(via hannibals-souffle)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via tightvaginas)

smallpunk:

insects bug me

(Source: gingercutie, via humorking)

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

image

(Source: rnushroom, via emotionallyattachedtoalamb)